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Wedding Speech Written for Two Best MenBrandon - Ladies and Gents before I continue I would akin to point out to those of you who may be feeling the effects of the alcohol that t present are actually 2 of us standing up here and no you are not seeing double.Firstly, I would like to say how pleasing it is to see so many of John and Rhondas close relatives and friends who move over joined them on their wedding day. It never fails to amaze me the distance some people will travel for some free food.OK, Ladies and Gents it is an absolute privilege for Kain and me to be standing here as Johns best men. Since John asked us to perform this honor we grant been seeking advice on the duties we have to perform. maven of the main duties is obviously to ensure John arrives on time and looking as sharp as possible for his big daySo in order to fulfil this duty, and not that we dont trust John, we felt it necessary to stay here last night and after a a few(prenominal) drinks in the bar and shar ing a room with John I can confirm to you all that he slept like a baby he wet the bed twice..and woke up several times crying for his motherKain -Another duty of course is to thank John on behalf of the bridesmaids, for his kind words, and I have to say they look absolutely wonderful and have d whiz an excellent job today. Wouldnt you agree Brandon?Brandon - Absolutely, and it is no wonder as the girls have had their hair done by Ni... ...e Fantasy ChannelBrandon To John,Is marriage really for you. You made a big impression on us, we hope we didnt part any on you. From all the girls at Legs&Co.Real telegrams Kain 1, Brandon 1 etcKain - Ladies and gentleman, it receives me the great pleasure to invite you all to stand and raise your glasses in a toast to the 2 people who without them today would not have been so specialLADIES & GENTLEMEN..THE BAR STAFFBrandon Seriously though, John and Rhonda we hope that your love for one another is modern enough to survive the times, yet old fashioned enough to last forever You really are a perfect match.Ladies and Gentlemen we give you the Bride and Groom